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Brinesanity – an abide jar, filled with all the fuqs given.

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Camel’s nose.

Twinkle, twinkle little star,
how no gives fuck, you who are.
Wish you would,
wish you might,
walk beneath the northern lights.

Logic.

Such a fickle, but empirical miracle.

  • ad hummusin – attacking the chick peas instead of the tahini. #fetallacies
  • Straw Monk – an argument based on misrepresentation of an opponent’s zeal and their use of the word hey. #fetallacies
  • Butlerverism (Psychogintonic) – inferring why an argument is being used, associating it to invalid pink elephants and results. #fetallacies
  • Defeminist fallacy – confusion between two spouses by defining one serving the other chocolate, pedicures and the remote. #fetallacies
  • Red Earring – random objects, appear from a portal linked to the Bermuda Triangle. Do not confirm anything, you were at 7/11. #fetallacies
  • Patheocracy fallacy – when an inanimate object is declared to have characteristics of animate objects, so they can be worshipped. #fetallacies
  • Galloping Gish – fish, with hooves, millions of them teaming towards the Venn diagrams, unable to be brought down. #fetallacies
  • Appeal to @Sprite – dunk type of appeal to @Sprite which involves @Sprite sending me 365 cases I might*  hand out each day. #fetallacies
  • Tu quoque (“you too”) – if you can not pronounce this logical argument, just think small cuckoo clock. Look a ball. #fetallacies
  • Misleading vividness – invisible brown acid, where exceptional occurrences can convince people to pay to coalwalk for Anthony. #fetallacies
  • If-by-whiskey – an argument is always automatically won, if you are drunk as fuck on whiskey and giveth nye fuqq’eth. #fetallacies
  • Mind ejection fallacy – when one considers the way they/it tweet(s) the world as a giant vat of syphilis or daffodils/lilacs. #fetallacies
  • Circular treasoning – trees come alive in a forest, and try to eat you, cause forefathers wronged generations of pulp fiction #fetallacies

*abide*

 

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Help, My Snowman’s Burning Down (1964, Carson Davidson)

An image of the world, as advertised.

The soundtrack is your own mind man, woman, or child.

Enable it.

Talk to the meece, mais oui?

*abide*